Love Text for Peanut

This is a text I got a few days ago from another mom whose daughter is in Peanut's class.

Honestly, what are the kids learning in school?  Shouldn't they be talking to their parents about music class or My Little Pony?  When I look at Peanut, I see a silly boy who burps on command, plays with Legos, and thinks he can break dance.  Apparently he's Rico Suave at school.

By the way, I'd be mortified if Rocky came home from school at four-years-old talking about a boy!

T-R-O-U-B-L-E.