Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Bidet: The Other Porcelain Throne

Every time I enter our little French bathroom, the elephant in the room has been silently staring me down with its cold porcelain gaze.  The paranoia of having my lip gloss roll into its grips sends a chill up my spine.  But for the most part, I've been ignoring its lurking presence.  It's been a week since our arrival and I knew I could not ignore it any longer.  Curiosity got the best of me.  I had to know.  How do you use ... a bidet?

I found a quick step-by-step guide with pictures on how to use a bidet, which I promise is G-rated.  Pay close attention to step number 3 because you don't want any surprises when dealing with those precious parts.

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